The cargo short. my brutal enemy, we meet again.
Usually paired with a black belt, and a hawaiian or dark brown shirt, the cargo short is the one thing that exists in every old man's closet. This short usually encourages the wearing of brown loafers, multiple nuetrals, and the giant sunglsses. This just creates bulges on your tummy, and makes your whole hip/thigh area look humongus. It looks 1000 times worse on a woman. Old men either wear it to their shests or under their gut. Here, a mid-rise jean can be flattering and comfortable, without making you look like a person vacationing in Florida who needs to be in a nursing home. DO NOT WEAR THIS!!