Now, don't get me wrong...I don't want you to wear your 200$ heels out in the rain, but these boots are so grotesquely wrong on so many levels. Everyone wants to be a pirate, but this has just passed the line. Theseboots make you look shorter, and wierder. They make your feet sweat too. That is pureley disgusting. WTF was going on in your crazed little mind when you bought these. I mean, were you in the middle of an acute delirium or what? Take a look at some cute rain boots on my What TO Wear blog.


They may be comfortable, but they make your feet look bigger than your head. They usually only come in pastels and nuetrals, both of which are hideous. I can say nothing more. These shoes are the root of all evil. They advertise the for being comfortable, and the next thing you know it's a hidious fashion crime craze. First it was, I'll only wear them around the house, then it morphed into I'll only wear them to the grocery store, the next thing you know, people are wearing them to formal events!!



Sigh...have I taught you nothing? the poor woman looks so bored. I don't know if this burlap sack is really a burlap sack or if it just looks like one. I will describe this dress in one sentance: A shapeless burlap sack that looks like it went through a stampede of elephants, and makes anyone who wears it look very chuby indeed. Onto the shoes...An old man's shoe is not even close to acceptable. It makes your leg line look shorter, and makes your feet look huge!