Oh my god. First of all, the pant leg is way too short and way too narrow at the ankle. That problem could be fixed if you pull them down! I realize that it may be convenient to use your pants as a bra, but it looks horrible! I do agree that the skinny leg has ben in for a little while, but this is not a skinny jean, this is a granny jean. The elastic waistband just creates unnecessary bulges, and looks terrible to boot. Look at how long down the lines go. That is a dead giveaway that you are over 60 years of age. You are not a purse, and you do not need a drawstring. Now for the shoes. Would it kill you to wear a shoe that is not brown AND ugly?? I see so much of this. The toe ring is not cute. No. It may be comfortable but you can be comfortable in nice shoes.



If you think these look good, then just leave. I have no hope for you. There is no possible way you can ever be rehabilitated.
This is about the ugliest peice of clothing I have ever seen. The shape is unflattering, the colors are erratic, the pattern is ugly. ouch! The floral patterns that are just randomly thrown in there are beyond grotesque. All of the ugly colors (exept for black) are just thrown in there! I never thought I would see yellow, black, olive green, ugly foral patterns, and HOT PINK all in one patchwork THING!!! Do not wear this under any circumstances. don't even think about pairing this with a nuetral, because just like the person who designed this, the pant is beyond hope of matching anything.