There is a reason why these are called tennis shoes. They are only good for tennis. Wearing them outside of the tennis court is vulgar. It is also rude to the people around you who are being blinded by your shiny new shoes. No, they do not go with everything. In fact I might venture to say they don't go with anything. (matching is not the same as going by the way) These are characteristic of some old retired woman (and in the really horrible cases a man) who is on vacation in Florida who does not own a mirror.
This is the reason why dumb blond jokes were created. If you wear a fanny pack, whether it is like this one or not, for the good of the world please toss it out of your window. They are called fanny packs mainly because they make your stomach look like there is a "fanny" growing out of it. Would it kill you to get a purse? You know you have a problem when your co-workers think you have a stomach tumor.
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