Well, it is august but fall is approaching and eventually winter, so I wanted to put these things on. I was going to wait, but I just couldn't. To be honest, I'm not sure what the big craze is about. I think they are ugly. And they make your feet look huge. And...they're ugly. People just seem to like putting disgusting things on their feet.

Everything about this shirt is wrong. Stripes make you look wider. Do you really want that? No human being was ever this porportion. How could this shirt even fit anyone? The arms are too long and the waistline is too high. Your sleeves would be past your hands, and your stomach would be hanging out. And to add to all of that, your face would probably be washed out because of having white next to your face.

*cringe*

The only thing these shoes are good for is scaring away small animals, and children, and evil spirits...

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SKIN TONES

purple is one of those universally flattering colors, as are most jewel tones. though this example is particularly ugly.


If you are hispanic, your skin has some yellow undertones in it, so yellow will make you look sallow.


You know how I feel about message tees, and black is unflattering to a lot of skin tones. you have to have at least on olive skin tone to pull off this number. This shirt also is disgusting. The design is hideous, and the shape is...well there is no shape to speak of.


Peach is unflattering to a most lighter skin tones.

These jeans need to die

Um...wow. These are almost too revolting to look at. Not only are the colors horrible with each other, but these are waaaay to tight. The vertical line can be slimming, but if the jean is too tight, the lines are not straight anymore, and just makes you look worse. And don't say "well I could pull off those jeans", because no you couldn't. No one should ever have too look at these. These just need to die. *stab*